Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Progress in The Proximity Talks

The Obama administration is hailing envoy George Mitchell's progress in getting the Palestinians not to talk to Israel, but to the former senator instead. And the meetings aren't even being held in the same city.

We in Chelm are very impressed by this logic and suggest that it be taken further: For the next round of talks, the Israelis should speak with the Americans at Zabar's on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, the occupation of which by the Jewish people is not yet in dispute, and the Palestinians should talk to the Americans aboard the International Space Station.

If further progress is made, the final-status talks can be held in different solar systems.

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