Monday, March 28, 2011

Fighting For The UN

Now that Hillary Clinton has explained that the UN (or perhaps the Arab League), not the U.S. Congress, controls the warmaking power of the United States, we here in Chelm feel that the famous U.S. Marine Hymn needs some revising. To wit:

From the halls of Saddam's palaces,
To the shores of Tripoli
We fight the UN's battles
In the air, on land, and sea
We won't fight to serve our country
Till they authorize the means
We are proud to claim the title
Of the Blue Helmet Marines

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