Thursday, January 6, 2011

The Constitution: Read It and Weep, Boehner

First Amendment... oh shit, this ain't gonna make Focus on the Family happy... Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion

All right!! Second Amendment!! A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State,... hmm, the NRA's not gonna like that...

THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!!



Fourth, Fifth, Sixth Amendments... goddamn soft-on-crime Founders... Fourteenth Amendment... we've gotta change this one... All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

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