The Tea Party's Next Moves

As all the newly elected Tea Party congressbeings come pouring into Washington (not to strain a metaphor), we can expect lots of vigorous action to dismantle that intrusive Nanny State set up by such well-known wusses as Teddy Roosevelt! Having already proposed to abolish everything from the Federal Reserve to the 14th Amendment in the name of a return to good ol' 18th century values such as slavery and smallpox, we can next expect the Tea Party to take on such despotic laws as: