How About A "No-Cry Zone"?

The GOP Is The Party Of Law n' Order!

"Shh! Be vewwy quiet! I'm hunting Democwwats!"

The Obama Doctrine

Q. I don't understand President Obama's foreign policy. It seems like he treats America's friends and enemies exactly the same.
A. You couldn't be more wrong. There is a clear distinction between how this administration treats America's friends and its foes.

Coming soon!

This Just In, From The Year 2020

"No Tellin' Who That It's Namin'"

The Wasington Post is reporting Obama as having said, "The world is changing. You have a young, vibrant generation within the Middle East that is looking for greater opportunity... You can't be behind the curve."

He may think he's echoing the cadences of Dylan's "The Times, They Are A-Changin'" but I think he's forgotten young Mr. Zimmerman's very wise words (which the many instant experts on the subject would be well-advised to heed too):

Come writers and critics who prophesy with your pen
And keep your eyes wide, the chance won't come again
But don't speak too soon, for the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who that it's namin'
For the loser now will be later to win
For the times, they are a-changin'

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Be careful what you wish for, Mr. President (II)

Worked for Reagan

An Unfortunate Choice of Words