Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Mr. Secretary, NOBODY Wants to See You in Heels!

"I have big heels to fill."--Secretary of State John Kerry

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

America's Newest National Disgrace!

Putin Brings Back Soviet Labor!

I see that Vlad "The KGB Impaler" Putin has decided to bring back the "Hero of Socialist Labor" lapel pins, minus the "Socialist." The diligently useful idiots at The New York Times read in these tea leaves a "swiveling to the political left." Students of history (the real kind, not the Soviet fiction espoused by the Times' Pulitzer Prize-winning Joe Stalin bootlicker Walter Duranty) will recall that those lapel pins were accompanied by such pro-labor policies as the massacres at Kronstadt and Novocherkassk. Let's hope Vlad is just being all post-modern and ironic.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Great news, everyone! The UN General Assembly has granted non-member observer status to "Palestine"! What other imaginary countries will the UN grant observer status to?