Monday, August 9, 2010

Mythical Creatures

Science has determined that the following creatures once thought to exist actually never did:

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Pigs Fly

U.N. Supports Israeli Account of Border Clash
By ISABEL KERSHNER and NADA BAKRI, The New York Times
"JERUSALEM — The United Nations peacekeeping force in South Lebanon, Unifil, said on Wednesday it had concluded that Israeli forces were cutting trees that lay within their own territory before a lethal exchange of fire with Lebanese Army troops on Tuesday, largely vindicating Israel’s account of how the fighting started."

In other news, a flying pig was spotted over Turtle Bay. It reportedly laid a golden egg on UN Secretary Ban-Kin Moon's head before soaring away to join up with Obama's fabled unicorn and the Dove of Israeli-Palestinian Peace.